" It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret? Police said a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged. Rodney Bolton, 38, was charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach.
A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.
Is that a ferret in your pants..or are you just glad to see me? :)
This is hardly a Jean Valjean story of stealing bread during hard times. Could Victor Hugo have written a story about this situation? Perhaps a relentless search for Jean Valjean by an animal control officer could be used instead of Inspector Javert.
Who the hell would put a ferret in their pants?
Could Victor Hugo have written a story about this situation?
Actually it strikes me as more of a Mel Brooks sort of story :)
it strikes me as more of a Mel Brooks sort of story:)
Or Benny Hill.
Never a good idea to stuff a ferret down your pants, altho', as our local news anchor said, I'm not sure who was in more danger, the man or the ferret. :)
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